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SAMSUNG STRIKES OUT WITH ILL-TIMED GASOLINE POWERED TV

DO-IT-YOURSELF ELECTRIC VEHICLE FALLS SHORT OF TESLA, FAILS TO PICK UP WOMEN

OBAMA BLASTS OFFSHORE DRILLING PROPOSAL, SAYS IT WILL 'TAKE DAYS TO GET GAS TO THE PUMPS'

GAS PRICES HOLD STEADY AT A MEASLY 35 CENTS/DAY RISE

EXPERT: 10 MPH NATIONAL SPEED LIMIT WOULD RESULT IN 8 CENT GAS PRICE PLUMMET

DRIVERS FLOCK TO THE PUMPS AS GAS PLUMMETS WITH ONLY 3 CENT PER GAL INCREASE

MAN LOSES HOUSE AND 401K WITH ACCIDENTAL MID-GRADE SELECTION AT PUMP

NADER PLEDGES VESPA-MADE PRESIDENTIAL LIMO IF ELECTED

MAN CELEBRATES 4 CENT SAVINGS ON $138 TANK OF GAS

FED-UP CARIBOU TO START OWN DRILLING OPERATION IN ALASKA

SENATORS URGE AVERAGE AMERICANS TO 'CONSERVE MORE', JOHN KERRY SUGGESTS FAMILIES CONVERT MOTORCADE VEHICLES TO HYBRIDS, AND PRIVATE JETS TO THE MORE EFFICIENT GULFSTREAM VI

OBAMA OUTLINES ENERGY POLICY, PLEDGES INDEPENDENCE FROM MIDEAST OIL BY 3024